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I call Illuminati!

I believe I read a graffito about that.

Holo cantio

His relationship with Lex Luthor, when it involves starting in Smallville at least, is pretty much that.

Well, having every action a character takes be the direct result of something that happened to him in the past can be annoying, sure, whether it all comes to down to the same singular defining moment, or a series of moments that you only find out about when you need to. But I actually like the flashbacks on Arrow, and

I have no problems - I realise this is a weird thing to say - with miscarriage. It is actually a common thing, it can be tragic but it can also just be part of life. I don't have any problems with complications leading to being unable to have a baby. It happens. Hell, I can even live with it being due to a car

So I watched the video - that also had the remarkable effect of making me raise my appreciation of Man of Steel - and Max Landis complains about peope needing approriately fatalistic, ironic, tragic backstories. There's a fair point in there, although like everything else that comes out of his flapping pie-hole you

Oh seriously? Not 'u mad brah?' but seriously? Well seriously, I mainly watch the show for the same reasons most people do - crude jokes, some of which can be quite funny. I wouldn't say my comments here - which really, really are not the words of a victim of torture - represent my total reaction to the show, filtered

It means now I know where Shoeless Joe Jackson and my pantless grampa can go to get a slice and be guaranteed of being served.

If this were by Alfred Hitchcock people would be rather surprised.

Well, everyone knows Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landings. What this film presupposes is… maybe he didn't, but also they were faked, as well as being real?

Alistair St. John Prosser-Smythe

Stick a finger in his hole?

President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance.

British English has many, many words for horsepiss, of which a surprising amount are actually registered trademarks of Anheuser-Busch InBev.

Fun Fact! Fosters is also British for horsepiss.

That seems fair. After all, everything most people know about Citizen Kane is from those 87 episodes of The Simpsons

Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!
—Michael Jones saying grace

No fair! How did you get the channel that shows children's cartoons with age-appropriate advertisements instead of ones for debt restructuring and selling old gold heirlooms that are there to gull the unemployable loners sitting at home in their encrusted pajamas waiting for the booze store to open?

Much of what is high art today was low art for the masses when it was first created - Shakespeare, Dickens, Marx Brothers films…