I bet if they renamed it to Fuck Chard that would be a good start. Or possibly Fuck cHard, which is more startup-y.

Dammit, when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to call my stride-parents stride-dady or stride-momy. It was stride-father and stride-mother. Or, if in polite company, stride-sir and stride-ma'am.

Much of what depressed people about Go Set A Watchman was already present in To Kill A Mockingbird and they had never noticed it because a) they read it when younger and dumber and/or b) they only vaguely remembered the film version. From the review it sounds like this could depress people in the same way.

I thought it would make Billy Bragg's 'Sexuality' sound 40% more like k.d. lang's 'Sexuality'. But alas, it only made it sound 40% more like William Shatner covering 'I'm Too Sexy'.

No, but would you really be that surprised to find out that Ed Wood designed his own line of underwear? And that it failed because trying to shift faecal stains out of angora is a hard, thankless task?

He could make it part of the Duck-blurb,

You know something? He did say that Medicare would lead to socialism a lot.

Organize? Like… a union? Does it come with a dental plan?

You mean the movies? Because there's been enough Kord Industries references in the (sigh) Arrowverse to make me think he's practically guaranteed to appear, and those are the shows where time travel is already a thing. And I assume you can't mean those shows because they are not devoid of humour.

Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.

And set in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Really? I just assumed everyone said it the same way Boo says Mike Wazowski in Monsters Inc.

Sometimes when people use words like 'maybe', 'possibly' or 'you might have a point' it's because they don't want to get involved in an argument tangential to the point they're making.

Movie adaptation maybe. But it's no Michael Horden as Gandalf on BBC Radio 4.

Let's just say it's got a good personality.

As chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend a laurel and a hearty handshake to our new ninja.

Young Futakuchi-onna

Mikey and the Arachnosaurus

Great Tale Told By An Idiot, Full Of Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing, Internet!

It's an odd world in which including Chinese-looking people in a book teaching you to speak Chinese is seen as making something PC.