I have a sister myself and, surprisingly, we don’t sit around telling each other how great we are all the time like Kara and Alex do.

To be fair, Ken Burns has his issues with the MPAA as well.

Personally I'm AAgnostic about Dowdism.

Blues Brothers 2000

But who, really, is going to want to read a book where there's the beginning of a sentence, then you flip through fifty blank pages (or however it works when you read books on smartphones, I don't know, I'm not Andries van Dam), and then you get the second half of the sentence and it's always the same second half?

Whatever Jimbo, I'm still not donating.

More AV Club comments means more irony.

Actually - and I speak from personal experience - that's editors in general.

Yeah… 'looks like'.

… and that makes it better?

Yes. I see.

Plus you've got to love any article that sneaks in the motto of the Addams Family.

TRUMP/CRUZ 2016!

Also, 'You once were a Zygon but now you will diegon."

The soldiers in Doctor Who have traditonally needed to be told not only how many shots they should fire, but also how quickly they should fire them, even though it's always the same. I think. I may have missed that one time when Lethbridge-Stewart said 'Oh I don't know… seven… no, make that eight rounds.…

There's no such thing as a shot guaranteed to be not fatal.

I learned about it from Terry Pratchett. Possibly Good Omens?

And also ignorant of how anti-Irish Americans used to be.

Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!

The lightsaber is evil! The E-11 blaster rifle is good!