I've never understood why length of tongue would be a good thing for oral sex. Girth yes, ability to tie a knot in a cherry stem yes, but who really gets off on having the far side of their womb licked? Apart from Frank Stallone?

I'm glad someone did. He can really fuck things up when he has a case of blue balls.

Is it possible… hypothetically speaking… that teaching an entire generation of boys to equate sexual awakening with enslavement has been a bad thing?

The Witchcraft movies often suffer from this problem, not seeming to realize that it’s unnecessary to show someone walking into a room, shutting the door behind them, crossing the room, sitting down, adjusting their tie, and then beginning to speak.

I'm not a lawyer, but I think we can sue this comment for whiplash.

Does it feature uh witches bwew?

Hi, I'm Troy Longo. You may remember me from such films as Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring and E.T. the Extra-Testicle…

Doh!

HE'LL DIE BEFORE THESE EYES AND HE'LL KNOW, HE'LL KNOWWW… THAT IT IS I - BARON… VLADIMIR HARKONNEN - WHO ENCOMPASSES HIS ohhh Jared Leto. Sorrry.

They get the documentary - the cockumentary if you will - about the fans of Critters.

"Did you know blue is my favourite colour?"
—Sutter Kane

It can be two things.

I assume that when asked about the whole Khanberbatch fiasco he said that that sort of question illustrates why the American people don't trust the media.

It's still funny… but not 'ha ha' funny.

Well Tetris is a game about inserting the correct shape to fit the correct hole in order to progress. Whereas Syria is a game about inserting a killer robot launching death missiles into any available hole* in order to be able to do the same thing again and again until the end of time. So yes. You're quite right.

lol

Tougher than Trump, Whiter than Carson, Bigger tits than Cruz… what's not to like?

Uhhhhh… Russia is intervening in a civil war which, as a civil war, is between Syria and Syria. So anti-Syria propaganda is also pro-Syria propaganda.

I admit I was left somewhat lukewarm by the offical trailer.

Why Showing The Slightest Bit Of Mercy Or Empathy To Another Human Being Means You Deserve To Die, Quickly Or Slowly It Doesn't Make No Difference, With Ted Cruz