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CS Clark
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Well, it's not quite an epidural and it's not quite dick pix … but man.

Do you believe in HMOs, fiscal projections, mental empathy, IRS, good governance, freedom of information, separation of powers, equal rights, the Loch Ness monster and the Fourth Amendment?

You know what, I'd be a lot happier if that was the real message.

I feel movies have gotten so caught up in being so self-congratulatory,
with their own message and their own self-righteousness, that they’ve
forgotten about the audience.

For me, there was always a point at which my heart lifted, about 30-60 seconds after leaving the island/encounter I was at, just because of that music.

Well, there's over and there's reached saturation point. They're not going away, but they're no longer going to completely replace the printed word by 2017 either. Plus, while dedicated e-readers might become an 8-track-like niche that doesn't mean people won't be reading on their phones/tablets/Oculus Rifts.

Oyster was Netflix for books, but they're shutting down (and/or they were acquihired by Google).

Also possibly the last film to portray the destruction of public mass transportation as a terrible thing. Until, y'know, Atlas Shrugged.

You could probably entirely fill that with Simpsons clips and take the rest of the day off. Yesssssss you could.

It's a quote from the Rubaiyat of Victor Kiam.

Where else except in a Sorkin TV show about TV comedy could you see people doing modern versions of Gilbert and Sullivan songs as if they were the ne plus ultra of comedy? Apart from Animaniacs?

The sailing theme from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker was really all that stood between the eternal sailing being mind-numbingly tedious and being completely awesome. Orchestral version - https://youtu.be/JrexIxVsSFI

Very few shows reanimate people in every episode. It's a tremendous strain on the reanimators' wrists.

Then you shouldn't have been fucking Bozo.

-David Cameron

It's short for "dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadaBATMAN! phase".

Yes, but the confusion they're saving the audience from is why they're only getting a brief cameo from the charismatic and talented actor who made the first film good and the Thor films tolerable before getting back to the exciting adventures of an Olsen twin and !EvanPeters.

Millar V Miller: Dawn of Jackass

We all have our little faults. Mine's having no internal monologue.

"It is not from the benevolence of the Superman, the Flash, or the Green Lantern that we expect our rescue from Starro the Conqueror, but from their regard to their own interest."