He was bitten by a radioactive hedge fund manager.

I'm sure their profile of Bruce Wayne will be dripping with the same sarcasm they normally reserve for Warren Buffet.

This isn't therapy, this is a murder.
[flips switch, waggles cigar]
This isn't therapy, this is a moider.

Maybe make it a musical. With tap-dancing. Lots of Lovecraftian tap-dancing.

I'm sure he'll do great things. Terrible… but great. Then nervous things, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kinda sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. And then great again.

How is this the next best thing? The next best thing would be one of those motion comic dealies, like Mad Love which, crucially, don't completely remove the visual element from a comics adaptation. This is merely the next next best thing.

I think both critics and admirers need to place this show in the context of the way TV over the past decade has transformed the experience of watching the show into something that doesn't just occur for 42 minutes and 30 seconds. Easter eggs and foreshadowing and arc words and people coming up with complicated and/or…

Checking it out, it sounds like the phrase 'engineers of the souls' was originally used by Stalinists, so that makes more sense as to why Kennedy sounds like he's being a douche.

I honestly don't know what this means. A little help here?

Either that or it just kind of broke off during a storm and drifted away.

Half-Xhosa eh? That must be why he's clicked.

You can't mock people who have no dignity. This is why clowns aren't funny.

You should get outside, if only to walk to a bookstore and buy a dictionary in order to learn the difference between not liking something and being enraged by it.

If it had actually been called The Amazing Bates Motel I might have watched it.

At least he didn't say Pr*metheus.

Preboot is close, but the real answer is clusterfuck.

We have a name for things that are both reboots and prequels, and I'll thank you to use it.

He was married to Lauren Bacall for seven years, so regardless of his moisturising regimen he won.

You know what, you dirty rat? *pushes grapefruit into @justpazzingby's face* I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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LET THERE BE LIGHT!