Yeah yeah, but what does he think of the Letting The Wookie Win Gambit?

In Colorado they have Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned.

Plus the law of averages tells us the lower birth weights will help with the obesity crisis. It's just simple math.

"They may wobble. But they Don't! Fall! Down!"

On the other hand, a Meccano movie would be nuts.

Yeah, that's what stopped The Lego Movie from achieving true greatness - it didn't have the classiness that a colon in the title brings.

And the songs "Englishman in New Jersey", "Don't Stand So Close To My Mum" and "Synchronicity III".

But that's normal. Who do you want it to look like? Jon Bon Jovi?

Agog, don't you know that it's me, it's Cathy, I've come home. I'm so cold, let me in-a-your window. It gets dark! It gets lonely, on the other side from you.

True wit is nature to advantage dressed,
What oft was thought, but ne'er so well expressed,
But being funny, although it can rock
Is basically adding the words OF COCK!

People try to make him a q-quitter
(Talkin' 'bout mass-generazhmthn)
Just because he said stupid things on Twitter
(Talkin' 'bout mass-generazhmthn)
But to be upbeat instead of a m-m-moaner
(Talkin' 'bout mass-generazhmthn)
He got a good joke from the name John Boehner
(Talkin' 'bout mass-generazhmthn)

Was the Mars announcement trailed so they knew there would be something about Mars on the day, was it just a coinkydink, or did they pull that out at the last minute? If the latter I'm a bit surprised, in a good way, that they were willing to do so.

It's a lot easier if you let the air out of them, but apparently that's illegal or something. Thanks Obama!

Maybe they groaned because they are accustomed to them.

Or Whitney Able, in a based in actual events sexy revenge story of how she had to change her identity after Idris Elba ruined her life - Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba.

Did we stop doing 'did we stop doing phrasing'?

You pressed two: See Sharon Stone double-check her paperwork.

Crack commandos? Thanks Obama!

Remember that brief trend for doing live versions of TV shows, back in the aughts? West Wing, ER, I think Lost had a 'Live from Purgatory' Special. It was very exciting seeing a TV episode written so that actors who don't normally have to memorise lines could see cue cards and teleprompts. So alls I'm saying is ……

I'd like to hear from Seinfeld Quote Generator. Something along the lines of "I think there must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch." should do the trick.