House is absolutely a procedural and rather enjoyable. Almost every episode is a killer of the week in which the master detective will have to use his powers of deduction to find them out in a moment of relevation some 5 minutes before the episode ends, it's just that the killer is always a medical condition. The show…

I think that's been a huge mistake for the show, though. The Red John saga feels painfully forced at this point. This show makes for a fine procedural, Baker is charming, the show has a level of wit above many other shows of its kind, and there is some fun in the clever ruses to solve each case. Red John, though,…

Charlie Murphy meets Eddie Murphy?

I was absolutely dying with the music paired with the perfect scene that made the show feel like a typical rom-com while a shirtless crazy man who was trying to build a boat in his apartment is running through the streets of New York, as if it were a life or death matter, to get to the apartment of a crazy girl with a…

Something beautiful contrasting Antoine sitting at LaDonna's bar in so many past episodes, where her life in New Orleans was something so separate from her family, just as what happened to her in that bar was something so separate from her family and her husband with seeing her supportive husband sitting at that bar…

I wonder how many takes it took Adam Driver to produce something with just the right consistency.

Instructing writers to take cocaine and write fervently is the guiding principle of this very website, young man.

Carlsbad? More like Carlsgood. Carlsrealgood.

Wow. This show has built a lot up that's going to have to all come out next week….on the boobs.

Hugh Jackmen?!

What am I going to do with all of these Hugh Jackmans?

We've seen Tonin, though. If he has a glass eye, it's cutting edge in terms of realism. I'm beginning to think the talk of everything Drew Thompson did might just be blown out of proportion "big fish" type talk. None of the people in Harlan have met Tonin face to face, so perhaps a bit of a tall tale is being spun to…

Because when I think hygiene……

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others (Especially This One)?

Morrissey was the one who threw that lollipop.

I don't understand the whole Theo Tonin got shot in the eye by Drew Thompson thing….at all. Theo Tonin is 1) Alive and 2) appears to have a pretty decent set of peepers. What did he shoot him with, a water gun with pepper spray or something? It seems like if you're going to say "this guy got shot in the eye", but…

Nice Susan Smith reference.

He didn't seem particularly mopey in the conversations he was having before he was aware of Marnie's presence. Seems he's just kind of sick of her and what she's looking for when it comes to why she ever places herself near him. That would be both depressing and obnoxious for most people.

In this picture she's all like, "I don't know why I'm not dating Sean." And I was all like, "Yeah, WTF LOL. Here's my number."

So that's what ATM tastes like.