You should really get that checked out, you might have a Tommy Wiseau in there.

Yet the bit with Liam Neeson wanting to do comedy might be the best piece of comedy I've seen in years.

It's insane that I love Morrissey so much that I'm on his side. And I ate a shit ton of Jack in the Box today, pretty Lanza of me.

As time goes on, you have a choice of being more of an asshole or less of an asshole. The former get to hang onto their righteous indignation at whatever cost, the latter get lower blood pressure and to just enjoy what they enjoy, allowing for something natural and filled with less pretense. You might lose the people…

If he's irregular, "Bowels of Hell" might be an excellent title.

I hope the protagonist has an "everyone I get close to gets hurt" complex.

The Arrested Office. And they meet up with the cast of Seinfeld who are serving out the last portion of their 'Good Samaritan law' sentence.

Except one of Jerry's kids is hosting.

It's not Hulu's fault. It's the same with On Demand through Xfinity. It's all because of FOX. They are ancient with their attitude towards streaming availability, and morons like me REWARD them by buying the episode on Amazon Instant the next day to avoid this wait. Meanwhile the shows that are more progressive minded…

Thought Reznor was a lock. Can't believe I bet the kids' college fund.

Well you've gone and spoiled what show will be featured in the next House of Cards takedown piece. Ass.

This article will be hilarious when we open up the AV Club time capsule in 3239.

Bublé Cracks Open the Bubbly: A Virtual Romantic CD-ROM Experience

I just hope I have the intellectual weight to stay with the pace, subtext, and depth of this season. The last two gave me really bad migraines when I'd venture away from 2 Broke Girls and NCIS: Demascus.

You gotta pay the roll toll if you want to get into Carl's soul.

Say what you want computer, but you weren't complaining when that very tactic led us to Bin Laden.

Never forget.

Who shot JR?!
*5 second loading time*
Oh they did.

Yep, I feel like I'm rewarding bad behavior, but I can't take the wait, so I buy FX shows I like on Amazon Instant the following day. They win!

Still looking for a mint issue of Area Man #1 if anybody has one.