In a row?!

"Wow, I'm Mr. Manager."

AVClub, you do look fat in this dress.

Sony Pictures Movies & Shows is the one who blocks.

I have glimpsed into your future, and it's all gonna work out, brah. Every last bit of it. Ciao.

RIP James Bega

I'm not really understanding how you could read my comment as genuine shock and disgust as if your comment was meant to be taken at face value, but maybe you're just having gender neutral bad genital times.

You're just a wee bit dense.

It's pretty sexist to make a joke presuming a man's thinking is colored by natural functions of his b…ohhhhhhhhhh…….ahhhhhhhhh…..mmmmmm. Aha. K.

Bolted doors and windows barred…..

"For the finale to have had real artistic merit, there needs to be consequences for actions, for all of the violence. The only answer, in my eyes, would be for this man to become an outcast to his family, his friends, to society as a whole, perhaps forced into a life of lumberjackery." - Oliver Stone

This show straight up sucks. Lumberjack ending, please.

I have a feeling this sitcom will come up short! LOLROFL

So you willingly read the first five paragraphs of that review, not knowing whether a major spoiler would just jump out at you at any given point, but now you're mad that this Britney Spears article did you in? Wut.

I'm never going to be able to watch that scene in Jurassic Park where the dinosaur "sneezes" on the young girl the same way ever again.

Good question. I had to do some research, but according to "In the Velociraptor's Nest," the answer is yes, huge ones.

So does this mean they'll just be regular ol' Comedy Jams now?

This one.

I'll be tweeting all of my Breaking Bad spoilers under hashtag #BearkingBod from now on to get them through. Going to get confused with discussion of the chiseled physique of the Bear King, obviously, but that's a manageable problem. All hail.

I wonder where he'll hide his case of sap slides.