How do you get a drummer off your porch?

How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Yeah. Diddy's not exactly The Bomb Squad.

Yeah. Diddy's not exactly The Bomb Squad.

My main association with that song is still buying that album knowing nothing of the Police but what was on the radio and going, "What the fuck is *this*?"

My main association with that song is still buying that album knowing nothing of the Police but what was on the radio and going, "What the fuck is *this*?"

Have site access *and* are paying attention. Well played.

Have site access *and* are paying attention. Well played.

This may be my ignorance talking, but shouldn't performers at least get mechanical royalties on samples, if not songwriting?

This may be my ignorance talking, but shouldn't performers at least get mechanical royalties on samples, if not songwriting?

Pretty sure that was right in my draft, and unfortunately there's no one in the office to change it this week. C'est la vie.

Pretty sure that was right in my draft, and unfortunately there's no one in the office to change it this week. C'est la vie.

It's the Bright Lights, Big City of rock autobios.

It's the Bright Lights, Big City of rock autobios.

For me the tension in the Killing Me… robbery came not from wondering if the perpetrators were going to get killed—narratively, it seems to early for that—but if they were going to go off half-cocked and kill someone else, which would have fucked them but good.

For me the tension in the Killing Me… robbery came not from wondering if the perpetrators were going to get killed—narratively, it seems to early for that—but if they were going to go off half-cocked and kill someone else, which would have fucked them but good.

Ken Burns has a 14-hour documentary on the Roosevelts coming in 2014, and he says it's bullshit.

Ken Burns has a 14-hour documentary on the Roosevelts coming in 2014, and he says it's bullshit.

I disagree, but I respect your undying hatred.

I disagree, but I respect your undying hatred.