KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Coming this Fall: Forrest Trump

I liked the old towels better. Not sure why they changed them.

Avengers: Infinity War Part 3c, Subsection 6.5, Paragraph 2

More like Suicide SQUID, amirite?!?

Sit tight and listen keenly, while I play for you another brand new musical biscuit!

150 years from now, students of history will talk of Fox News and the GOP in the same breath as Goebbels and the KKK.

Wait… there's actually a real person who calls himself "The Situation"?

Les Schwab > Les Miserables

I was just talking to someone about Pat Boone but it came out as "Bat Poone".

Today I overheard a guy berating another guy for wearing a utili-kilt.

But what if C3PO had a red arm and a blue arm???

Nothing left to do tonight except lite up a little sour tsunami, burn some incense, and listen to Pharoah Sanders.

Why can't Facebook, Youtube, and Twitter ban ISIS?

Look how we double-deal just to keep the pack at bay

Here's $20. Go see a game of throne.

Wrath of Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Wrath of Khan
Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do
Wrath of Khan let me rock you 'cause I feel for you

First it was Ernst Mach, and then Henry James, and we're just barely getting over the news about James Whitcomb Riley, and now … Jack London???

Anyone who supports Donald Trump after today is a horrible person.

Cars 3: Return to Heartbeat City