The GOP has spent a century developing its ideology and values, and after all that, Donald Trump is the best they can do.

Haha! More like BARField, amirite?

Laughterhouse Five

It's the kind of night where you just want to spark up some Hawaiian Haze and listen to Candi Staton's Greatest Hits

Despite all my rage against the machine
I'm still just a rat in a cage against the machine

Haha, more like Angry TURDS, am I right?

I talk to spiders.

3 Man Iron

A.G.E.N.T.S. of Shield

But I told them, I said, "Well, you can all just sit right there in the milk! Far as I'm concerned you can all just sit in the milk, until I find out which one of you said that!"

Sitting over my breakfast cereal this morning, I distinctly heard:
Snap!
Crackle!
Fuck him.

According to ProjectKnow, cartoons are one of the worst offenders in terms of improbable body shape

My girlfriend and I used to refer to it as "rebooting the router".

"I remember hearing Aeroplane and being blown away by it on a trip from Lethbridge [Alberta] to Calgary."

Same as it was at the 2008 conference. Every discussion began with "What are the implications for dairy farmers?" Which totally sidesteps the real issue.

The Force Wars: Star Awakens

Civil America: War Captain

Send no letters.

Design is a crucial component of the process and cannot be entirely supplanted by pure technique.

Joseph Weizenbaum puts it thus: "A tool is a model for its own reproduction and a script for the reenactment of the skill it symbolizes."