I just found out that prune juice + pepsi = Dr. Pepper.
MIND. BLOWN.

Just when I thought I was out… THEY PULL ME BACK IN

LOL @ "Darth Vaper"

WHY DO YOU MOCK ME STANISLAW

Sounds to me like it's time to put on some Floyd, roast a bowl & read the book of Isaiah.

Coming soon: Harrison Ford is the President of Space in The Air Force One Awakens.

"Winston, if you want a picture of the future, imaging a cardboard cutout of Garth Brooks in an Austin record store imploring people not to buy used CDs — forever."

"I'm not going to watch you die, Dangeresque."

Robin Hood Origins? I sherwood like to see that movie!

I don't know anything about 'Deadpool' but the trailer makes him look like history's douchiest douchebro super hero. Is that the way his character is written in the comix? I mean, holy shit. Are we supposed to like this guy?

Your comment is worth… ONE QUARTER PORTION!

AMC's oil drama The Son is nothing but a cheap ripoff of HBO's The Sanford.

Star Wars Episode 8: Snokyo Drift

Tonight's pre-star wars trailers:
Teenagers in Peril
A Different Group of Teenagers: In Different Kind of Peril
Masculine Cop and His Unlikely Goofy Partner
Asshole Superheroes Fighting Each Other
Unnecessary Gritty Reboot of Beloved Childhood Fable
Some Armies Clash in Middle Earth or Elvinmoor or Some Bullshit Like That
Per…

God damn it Disney. Does The Jungle Book really need to be a dark, gritty, ponderous epic? Is anyone actually wanting that to be a thing? Fuck you.

Stride on, Stride-Mother. Stride on.

Let me try to cool down your face a bit
Let me try to cool down your face a bit
Let me try to cool down your face a bit
Let me TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Kylo Ren & Stimpy

In the preview for Batman vs Superman there's some kind of huge explosion that turns half the city into rubble and Batman & Superman and some other assorted characters are the only ones left standing.

Mother, May I Sleep With Danger Mouse?