Mother, May I Sleep With Harvey Danger?

Q: What is the Death Star made out of?
A: Death Panels.

"How to Kill a Rat with an Oboe"

I won't bother googling it but I have Amazing Spider Man #252, the first appearance of the black spider-suit. I wonder if it's worth anything.

Straw Wars: The Horse Awakens

"Now where the hell are we?"
— Bono, where the streets have no name

God, this douchey help-desk manager in my office. I want to murder him. Loud, pedantic, and pompous. And every 4th sentence out of his noise-hole is punctuated with an"UMMMM" and a loud, dramatic inhale through clenched teeth.

What if McDonald's lost the cheeseburger wars of the 1970s? Find out tonight on the season premiere of The Man in the White Castle

ICE TO SEE YOU

Force Wars of the Awakened Star

Welcome to the NRA's America, where it's become commonplace to expect a gunfight every time you leave the house.

…with Rambo!

It can be 2,893 things.

My most effective coping strategy is to get some red wine and vicodin and listen to Jethro Tull.

It could be a clogged pore.

I hate to break this to you guys, but Star Wars already is "kid-lit".

To hell with this Movember crap… I already participated in Proctober.

Snowfinger! (wah WAAH wah)
Drives a train,
A train with a lot of cars!
It goes real far!

"Gamete Rage" is an amusing anagram of "Gamergate"

Is it just me or do republican presidential candidates have names that sound like they could be used as 1960s Batman sound effects?