Das ReBoot

That toast is DONE.

The Beach Boys would also like to have a word with you.

Catherine Deneuve’s Carole, a stoic young woman of ineffable beauty

When the laugh track starts, then the FUN starts

Vigo the Carpathian, meet Vigo the Mortensen.

Matt Damon is the Man From Mars
He goes out at night, eatin' cars

Notably absent: Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern.

A 21st-century Tom Sawyer? Like a modern day warrior with a mean mean stride?

I recently re-watched The Killing Fields for the first time since I saw it in the late 80s, and I realized that Sam Waterston's character was a colossal jerk though the whole thing. It's kind of ruined the movie for me.

"Hey mom, I'm home… sort of!"
—U2, "A Sort of Homecoming"

Weird face.

Hey this ain't no disco, buddy.

Hello, everyone! I'm Jim Greer, and it's time once again for "Who's More Grizzled?" the game show that finds out who is the roughest, toughest, most hardbitten old-timer around, so let's bring out our contestants.

I have never heard a song by Maroon 5.

Serial 2: The Cereal

I agree. But I still think Microsoft Outlook is a bloated pig carcass of a program.

As we all know, George Washington Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.

Whoa….. I just realized Gary Numan is the opposite of Gary Oldman.

Los Muertos Caminandos