At last, the gritty reboot of What's Happenin'? that I've been waiting for.

This Is Happening 2: It's Still Happening

I can't wait to be Forcefully Awakened!

Today I learned that Roald Dahl wrote the screenplay for You Only Live Twice.

Ah, those were the days… when you could order a DVD and a $2 candy bar from Kozmo.com and have it delivered within 30 minutes.

Filter King and the Nic-o-Teens fight to save the Cigaverse

In that case, we can just forget about that trip to Cleveland.

"The price we paid for our golden life was an inability to fully believe in love; instead we gained an irony that scorched everything it touched."

Hmm. Reminds me of the Alan Parsons Project for some reason.

I hear her! She's calling me to her! I belong to her!
I've belonged to her but I didn't know it!
I'm but a pawn pulled along by favourite eddies, every which way!
May life bless you! Good bye, daughter — don't stay here!
The curse! The curse!

Back in the early 80s, CarToons magazine did a parody called "Indianapolis Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Part" in which the hero traveled around the world in search of an ancient golden hood ornament.

You know what would have made Elysium a great movie? If the Jodie Foster character turned out to be the orphaned Matt Damon character's mother who was forced to abandon him on Earth for some reason.

Chaps by definition are assless. "Assless chaps" is redundant. Correct me if I'm wrong on this.

And now, allow me to introduce my fellow freedom-fighters: À La Carte, Matinée, Cordon Bleu, Dénouement, Papier Mâché, and Décolletage.

Which if I'm not mistaken is the alma mater of Markie Post and Monica Lewinsky.

Maybe it's inside the bottle.

It was the overpowering smell of brussels sprouts that finally did me in. I had to leave after 20 minutes.

Audra Lindley unavailable for comment.

It's like a rainbow made of steak!

I wonder which actor, if any, could be considered the Richard Kiel of the 21st century…