…so I says to the guy, I says, "this book has more dog-ears than a Korean buffet!"

William S. Burroughs really loved dilaudid.

Well there's this kind of Russian spa massage treatment where they flog you with vines, it's supposed to be very therapeutic but I've never tried it.

Roy G. Biv or GTFO

Missing from this list: "The Savage Curtain". It has Abraham Lincoln … in space!

Don't try to tell me
That you're an intellectual
'Cause you're just another
Boring bisexual

I'm glad you asked!

Does Joseph Fiennes pronounce his first name like "Jafe"?

That's a tough one, but I would have to say that my favorite Sniglet is "flen (flen) - n. (chemical symbol: Fl) The crusty residue that accumulates on the necks of old ketchup bottles."

And you can't spell "chemotherapy" without "mother"….

Poke out your eyes
And move to Portland

Was it Dennis Miller who called Andrew Dice Clay "a Fonz with Tourette syndrome"?

Well next time maybe don't go to Orlando.

Merle Haggard has been married five times.

I wonder what Jimmy Smits is up to these days. He was the hottest actor on West Wing. I could be wrong on this but I believe that's where the phrase "hotter than Smits!" originated.

Srsly. I had the "what's worse, a lifetime dependence on Prozac, or a hit of weed every night" conversation, just today.

Gothar.

Karma karma karma karma karma Calig-u-laaaa…..

Trump/Deen in '16!

Shelley Duvall is the daughter of Robert Duvall, but not THE Robert Duvall.