It will be interesting to see if this bill ever reaches the Committee on Foreign Relations.

Only who can talk u2 to me?
You have selected "u", referring to me.
The correct answer is "u". Only U Talkin U2 To me.

Well if it's a show on Fox it should be called "The Majority Retort".

I love Apple, but their new music service BLOWS. What a bloated, bug-ridden, and byzantine piece of software. Especially in how it handles playlists and offline listening. It's just unbelievably shitty.

For my money the best burgers are the pre-formed frozen ones they sell at Costco in 5lb bags. Sorry, Morrissey!

My favorite Garfield strip

I'm predicting it right now: in the very near future we will see a "Great Job Internet" about Boba Fetty Wap.

Blue M&M's and raisins, mostly.

Great, now I have that "I look just like Buddy Holly" song in my head.

Okay so what's this I'm hearing about Louis CK involved in some kind of gross sex offense? Wikipedia says nothing.

Don't Hedge the Hog: The Autobiography of David Hedgellhog

Hello, I'm Robert Stack. Welcome to Unsolved Mysteries. Tonight's story: A man orders Chinese takeout. He takes a bite of the egg roll and notices a black, curly hair sticking out of it. Disgusted, he throws all of the food into the garbage. Later that evening he notices that he did not throw away the fortune cookie.…

Look, here's ten dollars. Go play a game of throne.

In that case, I have four words for you: "Wine in a box".

Sirs:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre

The Dukes of Hogwarts

I'm vaping the blood of my dead homies

Puma Man, he flies like a moron…
Puma Man, when will he find love?

Nietzsche was not an anti-Semite.