I can't agree with this enough.

His 2 likes are from the Pope and the Space Pope. I don't know what that means.

I don't know how I could disagree more. John Henry was super fun. I can concede that living up to Lincoln, Flood, and Apollo 18 was a staggeringly difficult task, but there are genuinely fun tracks like Sleeping in the Flowers or Meet James Ensor. Same for Factory Showroom, Spiraling Shape is just a gem of a song.

There's no Narnian pope…

This has been my plan all along. 1) Become a Jesuit. 2) Do all the right moves to become an archbishop / cardinal. 3) Roll the dice at the pontiff sweepstakes and, if successful 4) release album that world didn't think it wanted back in 1955, but is finally ready for in 2015.

I wish.

sigh.

sorry bro.

It's true, I liked Diane Keaton when I was young.

We have a ceremony for that, there's a mass and everything.

and counting!

Take that, Benedict!

Wouldn't you?

House of Cards.

We've got indulgences for all that stuff.

I tossed the idea out in an interview, no one seemed to go for it.

Who am I to judge?

TV died with the end of M.A.S.H. anyway.

I'm pope, not dead.

They report the football scores while I eat the pizza. More exciting that way.