I had to go look up her age because I was all, "I am pretty sure Nasim Pedrad is not 19 years old. Hmmmm." She's two years older than me, so if the first time she cussed was in 2006, I don't even…

The show looks fucking terrible, and a month or two ago my girlfriend and I were watching Brooklyn 99 on Hulu and we saw the ads A MILLION TIMES. But so many people here talked up his standup that I finally went and watched New In Town last weekend on Netflix. It was really funny! But then literally EVERY commercial…

I said this below, but it's not nearly as good as Leighton Meester's interview, where she seemed really into the whole thing. Or, though it wasn't an 11 Questions interview, the Jeremy Renner one from the other day, which I also thought was full of really thoughtful answers where he seemed engaged.

Hell yes, dude. Leighton Meester's interview was great, and her sandwich answer was hella great!

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"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!"

It means "second-to-last."

"I don’t know, what’s better, that or “Santeria” by Sublime?"

Wait, did I miss something?

That's not what "penultimate" means.

Oh man! That was like, my favorite part!

Seriously, I did not like Winston on this show for a while. But they are absolutely nailing writing for that character now.

Haha! Yes! That was a great exit. Nick had some gooood-ass lines in this episode. When he tells Winston and Schmidt that they look hungry and he's gonna cook a whole turkey, and he just stares at them for a little too long, then kinda turns away and shrugs…hilarious.

Name's Julius Pepperwood. I'm from Chicaaago.

Fuck Metatron, what a crummy villain. He's way better in this.

"I sometimes want the show to be less about sex and dating and more like, oh, I don't know, the fourth season of The Wire."

I don't remember any "not very funny parts." I was laughing my ass off the entire time.

Never gets old.

It took me like 40 minutes to watch cuz I kept having to rewind, I was laughing too much.

You're GODDAMN RIGHT this got an A. This is maybe the funniest episode they've ever done. I was DYING.