…fuck off.

The first Thor movie passed the Bechdel Test in the first 30 seconds.

Blade 2 owns because it's Guillermo Del Toro.

Westerns were popular for like, 40-50 years. I don't see any reason superhero movies can't do the same thing.

Except Miles Morales is 13 and Donald Glover is like, 31. Just sayin'.

She's tough and sexy. I don't see the problem. EDIT: Cinesnark puts it extremely well. She's a character in her own right, not one who just exists to crush on the main character.

"Malcolm McDowell
Terrance Stamp"

I try to always sign my (non-work) e-mails with a bit of Napoleonic/Victorian-era flair.

I cannot disprove this. No one can.

Basically, Mark Millar is a dipshit.

Link please! This sounds FUCKING AMAZING.

This is a hella good joke.

THAT IS SO HILARIOUS. I wish they had mentioned this!!

Nope, Coach is amazing.

Wait, is it bad that just last week I resolved that I would say a differeng foreign cheer every time I toasted someone until I ran out of foreign cheers that I know? Am I a douche?!

For me nothing can beat the way Nick delivers the line, "It's a micropenis, breh…" when they're looking at pictures on the laptop. Just…amazing.

Guitar faces are fucking involuntary!

Hahahahahahahahaha. Perfectly placed, oh man.

As evidence, I submit, "Well she was just seventeen / if you know what I mean." If it's good enough for The Beatles, it's good enough for me.

Nice. I am hella into that.