Oh, nice. Tie it into Will Simpson from Jessica Jones, and all that? I'd love that.

Also, Cap believes that trust is the ultimate virtue, rather than being right. Unique for a superhero in general, given their tendency to keep secrets (e.g. secret identities).

An unwillingness to sacrifice his principles to accomplish his goals.

"he was the only one who seems to have remembered that the ring could do basically anything, not just create green force constructs."

Hal ain't no original Green Lantern. Alan Scott, motherfucker!

Like Dolorous Edd in the Night's Watch.

"juvenile pandering salacious theatrics"

BUUUUBUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIIT.

The Resistance is too busy to polish him.

I hope he plays Kyle Katarn.

Luke facing Vader on Dagobah was a Force vision that was shown on screen.

To be fair, the way Leia ends her slave captivity is by killing the shit out of Jabba with the very chain he clamped around her neck. Fuck yeah, Princess Leia.

You're hilarious.

That would have been brilliant, especially because the robotic body was the only thing in the movie that's way, way outside of current technology. That said, it was obvious (to the audience, or at least to me—my girlfriend didn't realize) that Kyoko was a robot the entire time, so there was already a precedent for…

" it's distinctive, features characters I like and hope to see more of, and has Cyclops as Don Draper, which is a really interesting take on him."

Mutants were originally used as a metaphor for racism and puberty, not homosexuality. Those metaphors still work.

He's a Captain!

I didn't like the chopper fight either.

Are you thinking of some other Mads Mikkelsen? Have you never seen Hannibal?

You don't understand Superman.