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I seem to be in the minority here but I thought Angry Boys was brilliant. Its sprawling multi-continental story was admirable in its ambition and the fact that Lilley managed to tie all of the disparate story threads together in the end with a huge heartwarming finale was an incredible achievement, even if there were

"Crumbs on the plastic, scattered about like ash
He asked for a table but they offered the lash
Perched on a chair to eat his last meal
He plotted his revenge as his apple he peeled"
- the lyrics to "No Table Blues" off the next Bad Seeds album

Who would've imagined that the low energy and lack of effort this week would not come from Bruce Willis but everyone around him? I guess he now understands what it was like to work with him on Cop Out.

"blighted by Don Johnson’s sustained, greasy wink of a performance as McBride’s reprobate father."

Let us all just bask in the glorious irony that is a serial killer faking his own death to protect his son whom he just left in the care of ANOTHER FUCKING SERIAL KILLER!!!!!

Deb dying because he didn't kill Saxon is what's going to make him realize that he's a necessary evil. His heart might not be in it anymore because love has cured him of all psychopathic tendencies but by golly, he's gonna get back to killin' if it means it'll save lives!

Say what you will about the rest of the episode but the resolution to the conflict between Masuka and his daughter over her smoking pot was RIVETING.

Someone wrote a scene of Harrison being hilariously flung off a treadmill and thought "this isn't ridiculous at all."

It's time to say goodbye to "hello, whore." For years this was our go-to moment for unintentional Dexter hilarity, a perfect storm of ineptitude and cluelessness which proved once and for all that yes, the creative team behind Dexter really were as hilariously awful at their jobs as we both hoped and feared. It was a

I love the show (and seem to be one of the few people here who actually know what it is) but a prequel just seems like an incredibly pointless endeavor. All of the characters and the tortured internal workings of Luther which make the show great in the first place would not be present so I'm not sure what it could

The hospital hallway scene in Exorcist III involving a completely motionless camera, an unassuming nurse going about her business and a giant pair of scissors is quite possibly the greatest horror sequence ever filmed.

Bad Teacher 2: Knotts A Berry Nice Teacher

"Yeah, motherfuckers, you didn't think you were going to get out of this without a fart joke, did you? You wack motherfuckers, you pussy motherfuckers, what the fuck y'all thinking? This is Lonely Island! Oh, cuz we got a little paper and you see us on the TV you think we don't do fart jokes no more? We were doing

It should be noted that the Polish brothers themselves aren't too happy with either of these films as they were both taken from them by a disgruntled financier who then released his own edits of them.

As M.I.A. begins yet another nonsensical rant against some random coincidence she claims is stolen from her, real thief Mick Jones steals the riff from "Paper Planes" and hops into his time machine (a bunch of Big Audio Dynamite records taped together with electrical wire) to travel back to the Combat Rock sessions

There's no way that we've seen the last of Ween, a band as brilliant, silly, emotionally raw and joyously stupid as this cannot be stopped by some petty squabbling. Aaron and Mickey complete each other and it's only a matter of time before the universe once again brings them together to return balance to a world that

Ween are amazing because their music encompasses every facet of the human condition: love, friendship, heartbreak, poop jokes, references to the movie Mannequin, death, Boognish, silly voices, swearing, AIDS and cheese.

He's finally found peace in a paradise where every Nintendo is worth $13,000.

You haven't lived until you've heard Wesley Willis' harrowing, brutally real crime opus "Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail".

No other singer's voice has ever captured the sleazy lecherous spirit of rock n' roll more than Reg Presley's. The "oh no!!!!!" scream at the start of "I Can't Control Myself" is one of the greatest moments of unbridled insanity in rock music and although The Troggs recorded some of the great pop songs of the 60s,