"Not much news down south…"

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus You're the one who speculated on what show the quote may or may not come from. Otherwise, it would have been just another random reference that a non-viewer would have just ignored.

Fuck, now I can only read every comment in that damn We Didn't Start the Fire cadence.

John Snow invented cunnilingus
Her clit was burnin' as his tongue was turnin'
John Snow invented cunnilingus

Ned's head on a bed of hay WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!

Huh? I hope I never have to sit next to you on the bus.

In other words, "No more half measures, Walter."

@Prankster36:disqus  Did you see my name? I'm Dong Fucking Swanson. I believe I know a thing or two about the craftsmanship of porn names.

Jerry, does this mean you'll consider our offer to star as Sir Rod-Dick in Porn-ee Studios upcoming film Game of Stones 2: A Feast for Hos? We've been trying desperately to contact you based on your outstanding qualifications.

You're God-damn right you are.

"Are you sure you have it?"
"Yes sir, can I have your location please?"
"So you're absolutely certain that you've properly recorded my name?"
"Yes, I have it sir, can you please … "
"Say it. SAY MY NAME!"
"Uh…it's Bryan … wi-with a "Y" … uh … Cranston…"
"Yer God-damn right.

Did you not read what was stolen? We're talking about the final episodes of one of the greatest shows in history!

We're here for the Walter White jokes. You got a problem with that, call 911.

"I am the one who DROPS!" he snarls to himself as he drives into the New Mexico desert, away from Albuquerque's cell towers.

I don't care if it was a Audi. I choose to maintain that Cranston drives the green Aztec around town on his own time.

"Sir, are you currently in any danger?"

Right now he's in the basement of the ABQ police department and some cops are burning cigarettes on his chest, shouting "What happens!!!! Does Walt die?!?!?! Tell me fucker!!!

Gilligan and his crew should put forth an operation to gradually leak fake, but plausible, spoilers - and professional critics who love Breaking Bad could be in on it - so that if any info does get out there it'll be drowned out by misinformation.

Cum Nudity

Damn. Was gonna say "who do you think you are, Fartleby?" but then I saw your name. Oh well. I'm still gonna say Fartleby.