* COMMENT FROM UNRELATED GIMMICK ACCOUNT CHARACTER BORED BECAUSE HIS SHOW WASN'T ON TONIGHT *

I was pleased to see Community pay homage to the fine tradition of the all American barber shop. Let the hipsters keep their fancy coffee houses.

Shave and a haircut. Two tits!

AW
 HELL
                   NAW

Heisenberg.

I'm DONG FUCKING SWANSON!

I'm DONG FUCKING SWANSON!

Nothing wrong with a little S&M. I may be a rock hard libertarian, but that don't mean I don't enjoy me a little discipline once in a while. I even tanned my own gimp suit out of ox-hide.

You bet there is!

I've also played Perv Faplay in a couple of films. Perd loves 'em!

That's right! They don't call me Dong Fucking Swanson fer nothing!

Hello there Sweetums, I'm a rock-ribbed, rock hard, libertarian, and I mean to liberate you of that pantsuit. That's right, I believe in the right to bare arms … and bare chests … and bare legs … and … bare everything!