I have avoided, and will continue to avoid, Coraline because the book is an old favorite of mine and I have no desire to see what someone else imagined when they read it.

The book is fantastic. The movie will not be. Every fiber of my being wishes that there was a button next to Post that automatically typed this text. It is appropriate for, like, 40% of the newswire.

Peggy is awesome. Everyone in this thread is mistaken. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

(Tin Foil Hat, irrelevant post is irrelevant)

Boring shit for boring people who self-identify using only their personal pop-cultural lexicon. Fuck. That. If your entire identity is tied up in how much of a "geek" you can ostensibly prove yourself to be, you can get fucked in eighty-nine different ways.

The Andy… The Andy Kuh…. Andy Kaufman??? OF MUSIC???

Steve McRib, I'd like to personally welcome you to the internet, where not everyone agrees with you. Don't worry, if you try hard enough and take everything personally, eventually we'll all change!

While we're at it, how about Chicken-Boo? That guy was a pimp (colloquially speaking, of course, not literally)! Boy, how smooth he was when incognito! I'd still fuck that chicken.

That comment reads like it was fed into Google Translate twice.

Hilarious: people who clearly have no interest in romantic comedies, and who see very few of them, making statements of objective truth about their dialogue based purely on their own assumptions, and using those assumptions as proof positive of feminism's obsolescence.

Is it only recently…
…that it became cool to hate Ennis? I seem to remember a scant few years ago, the boy was golden. Smart, snooty comic nerds (such as myself) loved Preacher, and loved his run on Hellblazer, and loved Hitman, and pretty much waited on baited breath for his next comic, aware that it couldn't be as…

"Best pic of his since the first 90% of "Signs"."

So, if South Park has already done it, and we were to paraphrase your last sentence, this time using numerical order as our pattern of organization, then South Park did it…

Tarkovsky's back! Hey guys! Tarkovsky!

So women DON'T like dead babies?

@Japouthi

No DKR, please and thank you. The Nolanverse, at its best, explores Batman's socially crippling (and pseudo-fascist) obsession with justice. Segments of DKR read like Triumph of the Wills starring Batman. Miller likes Bats to be crazy and all, but ultimately, Miller's writing comes off as passionately sympathetic…

Ack, that was the worst written post in history. Let me try again, it's 3 AM in Korea. Forgive me.

I think
This is a fairly valid argument, actually. A-Team was just stupid family fun. This gritty blow-up Michael Bay horseshit is stupid.

Structurally, Preacher demands to be a comic book. Leave it the fuck alone.