Sorry.  O'neal messed up the spelling of PTSD in the newswire and I thought it was more humorous than it actually is.

Careful, ladies.  You might pick up a PSTD.

This is the dumbest argument I've ever seen.  Thank you.

Okay, Joshua, you are clearly in a bad place today, but Canada is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, ARE YOU?

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right. It's bizarre that the readers of the AV Club, which is
absolutely thick with ironists, Community fans and comedy fans
generally, can't recognize that this was ironic, comic exaggeration.

Let us now discuss which sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub genre can be most accurately ascribed to a band nobody actually cares about.

I, for one, look back on my teenage goth days with halcyon nostalgia.  I had, get this, TWO MOHAWKS!  Okay, one Mohawk, but I used to split it into two rows ala that guy from Specimen!  And I had those little locks of hair in front of my ears!  Man… layers upon layers of torn multi-colored fishnet stockings on my…

See Phaedra's post above.

Boy, it's nice of you to provide your brilliant diagnoses of cultural self-denigration to the poor stupid black folk and women folk of the world.  Tell me, how did you become so familiar with the psyches of a community to which you very obviously don't belong?  Yeah, they sure are brainwashing themselves.  The surest…

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Your suicidal compulsion may have been driven by narcissism.  You are allowed to speak to that with furious authority.  You are the only one who can do so, after all.  But having suffered from depression is in no way a barometer of every other depressive's struggle with same.  I have struggled with depression and…

Are you suggesting that Rollins headbutts Brown, thereby driving him to his knees, or that Rollins has some kind of weird Ant-Man powers allowing him to shrink down and aim his forehead at Brown's kneecaps?  The latter, please.

And Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

And Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

My goodness, do you ever find Waits upsetting.  Of course his persona is artifice, but it's cool artifice.  It sounds good.  It's fun and spooky and affecting.  Do you also wander around telling fans of professional wrestling, "Dude, that shit is soooooo fake!"?

My goodness, do you ever find Waits upsetting.  Of course his persona is artifice, but it's cool artifice.  It sounds good.  It's fun and spooky and affecting.  Do you also wander around telling fans of professional wrestling, "Dude, that shit is soooooo fake!"?

Poor guy, having a job that requires him to see the world and meet all kinds of different people and go to trial when he accidentally kills a dude.  What kind of a world are we living in?  WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

Poor guy, having a job that requires him to see the world and meet all kinds of different people and go to trial when he accidentally kills a dude.  What kind of a world are we living in?  WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

Yes I have. And yes it is.

The soul song's premise is really creepy, if nobody has ever sat down and actually listened to the lyrics. Ostensibly, this is a family get-together, complete with uncles and grandparents, at which Uncle Frank is looking to "score," a bit of creeper action so widespread in the males of this particular Hills Have Eyes…