The worst part of this crapfest…
…is the Clemens character droning on about getting paid for writing. The sentiment that wanting to get paid for your creative output is less than noble is fucking retarded. And to see it in a film that panders so blatantly toward the audience of ND with its self-aware kitsch? Fuck…

Attractive people I don't know sometimes marry unfunny people I don't know, and that makes me feel inadequate.

A few months ago, I saw a copy of his "Isolated Incident" CD being used as a coaster. I believe that was the best use of Dane Cook.

Congratulations, Camipco! You've discovered the Frank Miller method of storytelling!

@Meax …and Rejects STILL managed to take itself too seriously. Perhaps not as seriously as LAC, but still. The sympathy switcheroo tactic is inherently pompous and manipulative, and it's a really risky gamble if you're not talented enough to pull it off. In Rejects, it comes off as an insult to the intelligence of…

Can I buy ya a drink is a classy fucking dude.

@nammtar,

When no one was looking, Billy Corgan took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Yeah, on a personal level, I agree with you. But that's the magic of situational semantics. I think Hill's definition of horror works well from a literary perspective.

Your attempt at pseudo-academic, half-literate trollery has received a grade of C-. This brings your average down to a 1.5. Please see me after class.

One book that got, like, zero exposure that diserves inclusion…
Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge

@Leto II

@hot august lunch

Yes, but will we all learn a valuable lesson about the essential nature of storytelling and the magic of fiction?

A Few Omissions…
Okay, this is my first registered post, so bear with me. Great list. I'm especially happy to see DBTs not getting the shaft. Just a few thoughts…