the executor said, “It was never our practice to cheat … Mr. Jones. [Plaintiff’s counsel is] creating a false impression.”

He really is just a caricature of an evil crony. He's tailor made to be the guy who tears down every rule we have in place that prevents the Internet from becoming the Gibson-inspired corporate-owned medium of the coming dystopia.

No, but I did see Joe's Apartment in the theater. I wouldn't recommend it.

Except that "He seems nice" is a statement a human familiar with the English language might utter, while "He's a quality guy" is something a bug wearing a man-suit would say.

God, I wish. I just want to hold him down and shave him.
He looks like every high schooler who tried to grow a beard through sheer force of will.
Let me tell you, it doesn't work.

As a huge proponent of vanilla ice cream without any toppings, I agree.

Nah, an AI would be better or weirder than this. It'd either pick pictures visually similar to the most instagram posts (lots of close-ups of colorful foods I'd assume) or try to average the most popular posts and end up with one of those computer generated monstrosities.

"Was I the only one who was shocked to learn that [CBS Procedural] was still on the air?"

There's always 36 Chambers.

I find this sort of analysis pretty useless. I don't care if there are more words that that the rule fails for than succeeds with. I care about the likelihood of use.

My best theory is that Ansel Elgort was extruded from a WASP nest, and that's why he hasn't ever seen a movie.

"It’s said that elephants have distinct personalities"
Is that a thing you're skeptical of? They're very intelligent animals: able to recognize one another after years of absence, mourning their dead, using tools, etc.

I'd never heard of them, but everything about that video seems to be specifically designed to make me not like them.
Her voice, the quick cuts, the "summer camp is for children of ALL ages" concept, how close the camera is to everyone's face.

A man must preserve his Purity of Essence.

Can the undercard be the long overdue waterboarding of Hannity?

I grew up with people either telling me I looked like a young Dustin Hoffman or a young Robert De Niro.
What they really meant was that I was Jewish and had a mole.

Nice? Who needs nice?
I just want our civil servants to have a little civility.

I tried that, I still got active hostility from the agents. I opt-out of all scanners and very politely inform them when I'm 2 or so people from the front of the line. This has more than once resulted in them berating me for the choice.

There's some weird nerd-logic that says that technically the Marvel Cinematic Universe is canon to Marvel Comics, it just takes place in a different Universe in the Multiverse (MCU: Earth-199999; Comics: Earth-616).

"Honestly the cars get more personality."