Respectfully submitted
While the information and analysis is interesting, I think that this buzzkills too editorial; while commentary has always been an aspect of the feature, this column takes it way further into blog territory.

I am not. I live in South Texas. However, I promise I don't call movies "flicks," except when I'm being affected on purpose.

back to mine
1. Summer Fun in a Beat-up Datsun by Cornershop
2. Invitation by The Feelies

two years already?
Time flies when you're lurking in the book section's comments, I suppose.

trazedone
Nathan, I doubt that you are reading these later posts, but I wanted to give you a heads-up: I've been taking the same for years, and I have to warn you about drinking and then taking it. Like, it fucked me up so badly a few times that I would black out and hit my head. Pretty nasty. So if I've had more…

Or you could see the last line as "intercourse." I see the last line as nothing but human and as a very human response to some events. Because I see it as hopeful, one can hope that the two communicate in the future.

ice-nine's plans
I hate Austin and many of its inhabitants, but darn it if I wasn't bummed last year that the line to get into The Onion party at Emo's was like a block long.

Lycans
Rise of *the* Lycans, right?

Next you must try pickled pigs' feet! Another bar favorite!

Some of them are of decent quality . . . but I don't think my boyfriend would like seeing that I was hitting on Josh Modell. Even though I was joking mainly.

this is intensely embarrassing
I read through some of my old comments, and I remained convinced that in all of them I went full retard when I shouldn't have.

I certainly wouldn't read it if it excluded info about the Spice Girls.

what does it say about me
that I read all of these articles when they were posted?

Keep the guy away from beer bottles is all I ask.

Hey, ZMF! Shame facebook won't let you use the MOTHERFUCKER name.

Thanks, NERVOUS, for clarifying my gender. Pronouns mishaps can be *so* funny.

playlist
Where is "The Humpty Dance," which is your chance to do the hump?

hello kitty
When I first started raeding this, I was reminded of the upscale Hello Kitty gear, like hello Kitty clutches encrusted (!) with Swarovski crystals. Paris Hilton, for example, had one.

Snort-off?

By the way, MODELL, the offer's still there.