She IS a vagina joke!

I blame Khaleesi. But I blame her for most things.

God, '90s movies had the best soundtracks. Even the shitty movies did. But R+J was what introduced my barely-pubescent self to the wonder that is Prince. I will forever be grateful for that.

Sounds more like you had a hard spot for Garbage, right?

Aren't we all kind of lost, though? Isn't that just, like, LIFE?

It means hello, goodbye, and Holly Madison.

You're a poor creeper indeed if you don't follow.

You'd better not stiff me on this one! Or, you know. Maybe you can?

1998 called. It wants its joke back.

He came across as being very OCD, and I felt bad for him. He wasn't going full-Gottfried. More a toned-down version of his acting voice.

Yeah! Hire a sex worker so you can cheat on your spouse!

I saw it in a Wal-Mart once and I was like, "Well, I'm already being trashy, so I might as well come full circle on it."

Oh, shit. I just realized that the title is a pun. It should have been called "Bunny Hole" to drive the point home.

Whore-der in the court!

When Joan Rivers was alive, Melissa was considered her wife. It's weird, but I guess I'd rather watch a Rivers/Palin swap than an actual married D-list swap.

I adore that show. It is such trashy fun.

Burn them with fire before they lay eggs?

All I know is my gut says "maybe."

Maybe he was just copying the Commandments from some golden plates in a hat?

God was all about dat statute of limitation, bro.