Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols.

That explains so much. And sorry! I usually sub in "face." Will resume doing that in the future.

Don't talk about your mom's vagina that way.

Also, she usually contains several dicks.

Also, most naked pictures of her contain SEVERAL dicks.

With a warning sign: "DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!"

It's a dick, isn't it? It's ALWAYS a dick.

BITCH, WHERE'S MY MONEY?

Oh, does he wear size 10.5 shoes?

I assume it ends with the main guy holding up a series of romantic/inappropriate cards to his best friend's wife until the zombies rip him and the cards to pieces.

Beardo fight!

"SCULLY! You have some 'splainin' to do!"

No, but dermatologists do!

I'm hoping that they'll get in touch with Aaron Burr.

God, last year's season finale was nothing but "You didn't see them die for real so what happened?" It was so annoying.

I so want them to walk past the sad pyre of Princess Shireen.

It would be amusing if they devoted an entire episode to a fight wherein Thoros resurrects The Hound every time The Mountain wounded him fatally.

I would gladly sacrifice either of those anemic white boys for a mere glance at Ser Pounce.

I yan what I yan.

I imagine most of it looks like this: http://i.imgur.com/p92RCzo.jpg