Gaze deeply into the eyes of my avatar before you answer that.

Oh? You got something to put IN me?

Phone better.

I got it from your llama mama!

. . . OMG is Apocalypse actually The Grapist?

Sex is totally disgusting. All those fluids. All those ingrown hairs. Ew.

Ew, stop trying to make me like them.

When is a man not a stapler? When he's . . . ajar!

Slimer?

*says "You can do it!" as racist caricature*

Carrot?

I liked the cartoon series way more than I liked the movie. Needless to say, I feel lonely quite frequently. :'(

I fucking hate myself for smiling at this and I hate you more for writing it.

Fire in the Taco Bell?

No, he's 100% carrot. I saw a documentary on it.

I'm not a huge fan of the originals and the preview didn't do much for me. "Here are three white lady scientists . . . and a black lady who works in transportation! YOU CAN'T HANDLE HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE."

The A.V. Club . . .

Her music is fun, catchy, and enjoyable. Since I don't associate Schneider with any of those things, it's easy enough to forget about him.

Are they a Dawes-derived supergroup?

Can we please discuss Elle King without bringing her gross, untalented father into it? It's not her fault he's a carrot.