I take it you prefer clam sauce?

If only a woman's value wasn't defined by how she makes your penis feel!

Please do! I love any opportunity to discuss P&P.

I'm more disappointed that she confused Kitty with Lydia.

Nah, he should have just asked an "expert" to answer it for him.

Birdie? Is that you?

It does explain their menu . . .

Are you implying that TVD characters will start singing "Tralala!" whenever a black character dies? Because . . . honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with that. At all.

Oh, okay. And this wasn't damaged when they destroyed The Other Side because it's a separate thing. I think I was under the impression that Esther climbed out just before The Other Side was destroyed or something.

Wow. I'd assumed that we would see the flash-forwards come to be by the end of the season. You just made me wonder if we'll need to wait three more seasons to see this come about. I doubt it will, but at this point one never knows with TVD.

The family was probably Vicki. I agree that he and that cop are going to bang hardcore, though.

I was so stoked to see Kol — I think they did a decent job at preserving the chemistry with a different actor.

I agree. It was only an improvement because Human Cami had the personality of a hypocritical dishrag, though. At least she's doing SOMETHING now.

What the good Dr. said. Season 1 has some of the best episodes; you just have to be patient while they find their stride. And even the worse episodes in Season 1 are better than most people give them credit for.

I'm just stoked that Matt is working with the Hunter in the future. Because holy crap, I've been waiting for him to turn against the vampires FOREVER. They have been hinting and hinting and now they're finally following through on it.

Yeah, they show her body in one of the flashforwards, so it's not real. Oh, but if it WERE.

If they can keep the episodes as light and funny as this one is, I'll be very happy indeed. The X-Files could be downright hilarious in its original run.

It just occurred to me that Enzo also wasn't waiting for Damon to wake up, and that I literally have no idea what Enzo has been doing since creeping on Lily before she died.

My ovaries await.

They've always done ye olde timey dialogue like that, though.