I LOVE Duckman. It holds up so, so well.

I saw Problem Child 2 a million times as a kid, but I barely remember what's in the first one apart from coulrophobia and Gottfried. Which, incidentally, is the name of my new band.

Yay! I've been looking forward to this since Harris tweeted about it.

I subbed HIS altern!

Ehhh. What do I do to upgrade to Opera Punk?

Yes, I am very good at being less obnoxious than Christian girls who drink more than I do.

Oh, I hope you're not across the dateline.

Is "American Jesus" pro-Jesus or pro-America? Or . . . both? Lyrics are confusing!

"Carol of the Bells" is my favorite, and the most religious thing about it is that it contains the word "Christmas." It's so delightfully creepy.

You're going on repeat.

No. The distance between us is the worst. :'(

I HOPE that you're just making fun of militant atheists. But just in case you aren't, here we go.

Awww, you're going to kill your only legitimate child for ME?

Counterpoint: being an atheist hasn't stopped me from listening to this amazing song over and over and over again: https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8

I suppose this depends entirely on how you feel about that one part where Jesus tells Thomas, "Just stick your fingers in my holes and tell me that I'm real."

Ouch, you hit my PayPal wall!

But my tits are way nicer than hers. :'(

Ew, and there was one year when they played "There's Something In The Chimney" multiple times per day. It made me think of that one scene in Gremlins where Phoebe Cates reveals that her dad died in a similar manner.

I'd say the same of Reality Bites, except that film is a fuck of a lot more annoying. At least the main couple in Garden State are actually nice to each other.

I agree. I'm just saying I can't really blame him for it— lots of people coast on their jobs, and that's what he's doing. The awful storylines are the fault of the writers, not the actors.