I loved Garden State when it came out and I doubt I would hate it now. It's a sweet movie with acceptable levels of quirk. I get why people hate it, but I never will.

He did his best work in S5 and he's been phoning it in ever since. I don't blame him. His plotlines have sucked.

Distract away. You're being nicer to people this time, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who appreciates that.

Why am I still watching this? I think it's just because of you guys, because it's certainly not because I have any fucks left to give.

You can still make me giggle. There is hope yet.

This is one of your more original incarnations, Birdie, and I appreciate the amount of research you put into it. Granted, there are far better uses for your talents, but these things take time. I hope you are doing better in real life.

Who HASN'T "upvoted" your mother?

It would have been WAY more interesting for her to meet Stefan, her savior, and Damon, who orphaned her.

1. Yup.
2. Yup.
3. Yup.
4. YUP OH MY GOD RIGHT? But I am curious as to how that kid morphed from being 12 to 35 in a span of a few years.
5. Yup. Caroline didn't even compel them to ask what was going on. It was dumb.

RIGHT? I just did a post above about how he didn't seem unrealistically abusive, especially not by 1850s/'60s standards.

I wish he had come back! I was looking forward to seeing him again. He did a great job in S1.

A kiss =/= sex, and the morality on this show is so depraved that I can't hold a kiss against her. Damon has a thing for compelled girlfriends, Elena slept with Damon the day after breaking up with Stefan, and so on. A kiss barely registers.

Malarkey in the U.K.!

Sadly, I don't think our Matty Blue Blue has the mental capacity to tackle horticulture. He is good, but he is NOT smart.

She didn't have sex with Tyler until S3, when she and Matt had been broken up for months.

Oh, you just saved this plot! Enzo is not Enzo and there is no Enzonnie! I feel greatly comforted.

It made sense for Rebekah to be like that towards Caroline because she
saw her as competition (over which of them got to have sex with her
brother.)

I would be down for him saying "Malarkey" in every episode, then winking at the audience. And that's it. Because I loled at that part.

I liked him a lot when they first introduced him, then toward the end of S5 his character just got STUPID. "I'm going to force Stefan to kill me so I can be a scary g-g-g-g-g-g-ghooooooost" was about as clever as he has been to date.

Totally agreed. I hope she gets Caroline a pair of ass-kicking boots, though.