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That's the thing, though— it's impossible to ignore, but I'm not more likely to side with someone who inconveniences me. If anything, I'll feel that they are going about it in the wrong way and therefore ignore the group in the future, even if I am sympathetic to the cause.

Good luck, Birdie. I enjoyed our talk yesterday and wish you all the best.

This, so much. I would get annoyed when I was protesting the Iraq War because people would just make it a catch-all for every liberal cause. I wondered why "Keep Abortion Legal" posters were being waved alongside all the anti-war stuff. It struck me as deeply problematic, because I'm sure there had to be SOME…

We're pretty sure #HereIam is another one of his profiles, just to give you and the Mods a heads-up.

I'm sorry you feel that way, Birdie. I'm sure a lot of us are unhappy with ourselves at times, but it's important to remember what your good qualities are as well.

It wouldn't bring me happiness if you were to die. I would be very happy if you found someone you could talk to about your emotions so you could stop lashing out here, though.

I want to think that someday, you'll be happy and you'll bring happiness to others. I hope you take a much-needed step in that direction.

Birdie, please seek therapy. Please.

It was at least one. :'(

If only we could all be friendbonin'.

This bitch totally friendzoned me.

All the sketches lasted so long, and his delivery was super awkward. I was surprised that he didn't seem to have the acting chops for it, because I love him on Broad City. I love him in general. Why did he do this to us?

I hate him so much. Why do the tingley gineys gullible middle-aged and elderly women somehow exonerate him from following the Hippocratic Oath? He is literally lying to millions of patients every day for endorsement deals with shitty companies. He admitted to as much before Congress. Why the fuck is his show still on?

SO disappointing. And to show this after Key and Peele was just cruel. I love Hannibal Buress— saw him live last year— and everything he stands for, but I could not get into this show. However, "Cosby assassin" raised the grade from an F to a Gentleman's F, so I may tune in later to see if he can bake it to A.A. Down…

Obama?

I thought we blamed Knocked Up for that, actually.

I think that's creepy no matter who does it.

I believe that to people who call women sluts, the only requirement is that she have sex at all. And often that isn't even a requirement. I was called a slut when I was still a virgin.

Do you think it was wise to trust the incredibly shady dude who was in love with his wife?