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I believe since she visited Stefan as an "angel," we are supposed to think she is a vampire or some other supernatural creature.

I agree so hard. He took a character whose main trait was boringness and turned it into something amazing.

Yes, he's British. His American accent on Teen Wolf left something to be desired at times.

You know, I thought Alaric's return would mean a bunch of adorable drinking buddies scene, and it hasn't. I also hoped that maybe Alaric would fucking kill Enzo already, because Alaric is the superior bezzie and Enzo sucks. But since they haven't really focused on the bezzie aspect of the story since Damon compelled

Right? I imagine Type A Caroline Sans Humanity (tm) will just solve all the problems ever by being all like "You're being stupid; this is what we have to do, okay, I win at everything."

Yes, yes, yes. I have been there and I agree. But you neglect to mention that what really matters here is how straight men feel about breasts. Perhaps they can have a contest to see who can be the creepiest below your comment.

Not as sexy, either!

No, but I saw the Key & Peele sketch on dubstep. Does that count?

We have always been at war with Po's murder.

Also, they turned Spiderman into some kind of Mexican!

I understood that. I just don't like it when people stereotype an entire genre* as being bad, whether it be soap operas or indie rock. There is artistic merit in the very dredges of pop culture.

Jane the Virgin just won a bunch of Golden Globes and it is an homage to preposterous soap operas. I would say that some of Mad Men's best moments— Don's backstory, Peggy stabbing her shitty boyfriend, The Lawnmower Incident (TM)— are damn soapy, and better for it.

The public, like Senator Tillis, has been swayed by Big Poor Hygiene.

Actually, I saw him in YOUR rectory. So did everyone who visited an undisclosed web address.

I know. I was there. Watching.

Video footage or it didn't happen. HD only.

I know, but I wanted you to KNOW I know.

*whispers, "This is why you're my favorite . . ."*

I was worried nobody would catch the reference.