Or the guy who ran out of toilet paper in Majora's Mask. I feel like they could really flush out his character in a live-action series.

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the elephant poop.

That's what the whole neighborhood says about your mom.

Reptar!

It's actually a simile for communism.

He gets off on being withholding, but he calls this condition "allergies."

I . . . dumbled your mom's dore? Am I doing it right?

Not to be confused with his erotica, "A Connecticut Yankee Puddin'head to A Horse's Tale."

That scene of Walt rolling his pathetic little barrel of cash around was comedy gold.

SPOILER ALERT:

Well, to be fair, this exists: http://www.thepolishaholic….

As long as it's notWith "sexy results."!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would pay naughty, naughty money to see that.

It bodes semi-consensually.

The Birth of a Taylor Swift

Touche.

#tvdlogic

I think given the Ghost references, he needed to feel an emotion very, very deeply to interact with his surroundings.

I want Matt to move to Miami and play Michael's cousin on Jane the Virgin or something. I'm not as into him as a character as a lot of the fandom is, but I feel like he hasn't had a decent arc since the Traveler was in his body.

I always found their sibling relationship completely believable, especially in S1 when he got pissed at her for having Damon compel him, her reaction every time he died, and in S4 when he kills the hybrid to break her hunter's curse. I absolutely bought her grief over him, not because McQueen seems particularly…