I seriously don't remember WHY Matt can't tell Stefan and Damon what's going on; that's how little I'm paying attention to this storyline.

I think the actress playing Sara made the most out of truly dumb lines. Yes, TVD writers, there are absolutely college-age, attractive women who will buy strange men who hit on them bus tickets from North Carolina to Virginia. In fact, I met the love of my life doing just that, except I never saw him again because I…

Seriously, he makes Marcos look like . . . Marcos.

Step 1: Kill Enzo.

Oh my God, you're so right about the neckace! What the fuck?

I feel like we need to compile a definitive list of AVC commentariat-suggested TVD spinoffs and send them to Caroline Dries.

Marry me!

I feel like they should do this just because of the potential ships. I can't be the only one who wants to see him and Damon snark, slap, and bite each other right up against the wall.

People are shipping Bonnie and Kai? I don't know why this surprises me, but . . . really? Bonnie and Kai?

I agree. And he would have been a way to introduce a new werewolf pack, with new complications.

Oh, Finn is SO much better than I expected him to be. A pure credit to the actor, of course— the Original Finn was as boring as his siblings claimed.

Oh my GOD, if the Big Bad plot comes straight out of Cruel Intentions . . . I'll still watch, but I won't like it!

1. I totally LOLed when Caroline told Stefan, "You bury dead bodies all the time!"
2. I wonder if the writers think that any of us care about Tyler dumping Liv.
3. I was a bit worried about Kai losing his edge when he absorbed Luke, but I think the actor and writer handled this very nicely. The only part I didn't buy…

Like an Etsy page?

So how come that guy who fucked a dolphin gets his own documentary but this poor groupie doesn't? Is there no justice in this world?

I'd like a feature on guilty pleasures— songs (or films, or whatever) celebrities love against all their better judgment. Interviews would depict acombination of genuine appreciation and unmitigated self-loathing, one reflected in the words and hearts of the commentariat.

Gogol Bordello?

Thank you.

So, if you pay in cash, does that mean I don't need to report my earnings to the IRS? Also, does your totally legitimate company offer laundering services? I'm asking for a friend.

Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride. The sexiest thing a man can say is, "As you wish, " especially if he has blue eyes and a snarky British accent.