I never thought I'd say "I miss Bonnie," but I missed her SO much this episode. She is absolutely saving this season.

Better than S4 and S5. Way more fun.

I MISSED THESE SO MUCH CARRIE! I'm so glad I don't need to do my half-assed reviews anymore! Welcome back!

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

You didn't think it was because he loves us, did you?

Please hold onto these metal rods. All of your questions will be answered in a timely manner.

The A.V. Club:

That was a very select group of only the COOLEST of the cool, though. I was there, so I know!

Every time you turn the peppermill, a Dikachu gets his wish?

The first rule of Club is you don't talk about Club.

Obama.

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!

Let's not name names. I'll pm you.

Did you just invite a bunch of trolls to put their teeth around your most intimate bits? You are a brave man. A brave, possibly herpetic man.

During the Blumpkin Parade of 2005?

Um . . . is it really a big deal to show a rimjob on TV? I didn't realize it was a controversial act.

Your FACE is seeking bikers for romantic ownage!

Your FACE is seeking bikers for romantic ownage!

The A.V. Club:

Right? And this time I won't get so drunk that you have to walk me back to GCS!