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Unless Elena reverts to her pre-vamp awesomeness, yes. I am all about Caroline.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I am positing multiple hypotheses, m'love.

Needless to say, The Council=The Capitol.

Ugh, can you imagine? Every 2 minutes, a Salvatore would be like, "I volunteer as tribute . . . to save Elena."

I'd like to handle HIS bar!

I completely agree. It would have been fun to see them regroup in a thousand miles as planned.

Never forget!

I'm trying to think of a single character death I would mind, and I really can't.

Wait, Plec made a GOOD decision? WHAT SPIRIT MAGIC IS THIS? Is she inhabited by a Traveler?

Not really. It took a bunch of them to overpower Damon and Stefan. When they're transformed, they're supposed to be more powerful, but nobody ever has trouble evading them.

I was SO glad to come across a twist that didn't involve Klaus yelling about why people don't love him enough. I haven't been super engaged in the show this season (I didn't even watch last week's episode), but this makes me think it might actually be building to a decent second season.

That you have a doppelganger?

Um . . . does this mean what I think it means?

Tyler turned into a wolf last season when Bex compelled him.

You can practice on me any time, my love.

I'm the exact opposite! I'd say my gaydar for dudes is like 90% accurate, gaydar for ladies is more like 40%. No wonder I have no lesbian game.

25-year-old powerlifters?

I also wasn't feeling it. I was shocked when I saw the grade. My biggest issue, as always, was that Elena barely did anything. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT PROTAGONIST. I don't care about Enzo much apart from him being hot. I couldn't care less about the Travelers. Ugh. You can see why I rarely comment here anymore. I…

That's my main concern— I just don't know how high to set my expectations.