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C- as well. Not enough momentum with the plot and I feel like the more recent episodes were just kind of dangling, not really connected to the central plot.

In any other season it would be like October right now.

I'm not sure if Stefan's dopplelganger is a vampire. I doubt it for some reason.

Yeah, that was beyond stupid of him. I was so annoyed.

It would probably be a better spin-off than The Originals!

Yes, please!

I thought someone else had planted it there. I mean, is he in communication with the witch lady? Maybe I don't care enough to notice details like that.

She's totally hooked up with the Madrigal Group! They need the money and the distribution network! And the Franch!

I'd be fine with it, but I also wouldn't really care if he was having penetrative sex with someone else.

Or he's writing to Dan because he wants permission to fool around with spank-happy ladies.

Oh, stop with the flirting!

I'm not sexually attracted to your profile pic or anything, but I'm certainly curious about the possibilities and I totally want to do a beta toy in silicone. What does that make me?

Sometimes a good compromise leaves both parties unsatisfied. You can either keep taking turns or you can focus on one or the other of your needs. If neither option makes you happy, I don't see how the relationship is worth pursuing. I hate to say that, but as an avid cuddler and foreplayer, I know I wouldn't be

Yes, this accounts for the other 40% of my sexual experiences.

I'm definitely going to make it a thing.

Oh, I know the answer! Me on top, telling him what to do. Bam.

I'd like to think I'm also HDB's overshare curator, though I believe that honor goes to @kthrace

I think they forgave him for that after Esther tried to kill them all.

Same. I said something last season about how if this were a different kind of story, we would have gotten all Flowers in the Attic with Klaus and Bex years ago. They do not behave as siblings do.

I agree. They've been dragging it out for three episodes. I thought the visuals were great, but the script was just a bunch of people saying what they feel. That's makes me angry!