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NOOOOOOOO!!!! Not that this show ever served her well, but that is not cool. I may stop watching.

Tolerability Index Index!

Your "four or more" story is seriously my favorite story of its kind. I like it more than your celebrity urination story!

Right? It was seriously the only thing holding me back from starring in my own bukkake feature!

It was just so campy! I expected the floor to open in a Drag Me to Hell-like sequence.

I think I feel the most sympathy for Davina, TBH. I'm glad we'll be seeing her again. The actress really grew in that role.

That is not my information to disclose, hence the cryptic ellipses.

I guess this is the end of the third quadrant of the show? I feel like this season is a bit different in that it feels more like a bunch of mini-seasons that don't really impact each other. But I guess I should just be relieved they aren't saying "The Cure" constantly.

I didn't laugh, but the staging of getting dragged to wherever was pretty hilarious.

Ugh, and that is the BEST way to kill romance. I get annoyed when my boyfriend burps. If he started whipping it out to pee in front of me, I'd have to wonder when we decided "settling" was good enough.

YES. If a guy asked to watch me pee, I'd just freak out and dump him. Though I can now pee while my boyfriend is taking a shower. That's called progress.

The worst I've seen is shit ALL OVER the back of the toilet. Some of it was on the seat. Most of it was just caked on the back of the bowl. I took one look and one whif and just left.

SAME!

Blah, blah, Keeping up with the Cardassians, blah blah.

I usually focus my eyes on the door hinges and force myself to forget everything and relax. Or push really hard until I can actually pee. Normal bodily functions shouldn't be this difficult!

This plot was kind of a non-starter for me. And the cliffhanger at the end— WHICH OF THE THREE PRINCIPALS WILL DIE? Answer— none! The cinematography was a bit more fun than usual, though. I just don't see how the end is any different from what happened last week.

I love the idea of someone applying for a grant so they can "research" poopgasms on internet message boards. I call that a scholastic win.

EEW. In high school, I found a fucking PILE of blood on the toilet seat. I literally jumped back, I was so revolted.

I had the same thought! Maybe she's a cat and doesn't need to wipe her butt?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus This is culminating in a manner far grander than I expected. I have, as you know, been following your progress for months and I must say that even I never expected it to end with him threatening to rape your sister. I guess the lesson here is don't hang out with people