I have MAJOR pee issues. It takes me forever to start peeing in public restrooms, or if I'm in a small space and can hear people talking in the other room. Don't even get me started on staying over at a guy's place— I'd always wait until he was asleep, then take 10 minutes to start peeing anyway. It's ridiculous. And…

That would be UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLE.

Which is SO STUPID. We've gone over how stupid it is that they haven't tried it, though, so whatever.

Oh, I just had the WORST though. They bring Elena back and turn Katherine's ghost into the anchor so she can stick around and Bonnie can just fucking go away already. If they do this, I'll stop watching.

Oh, the blood acid stuff! Because Enzo is just FINE with having a pH of 1 swishing through his body, but it hurts Damon's tummy!

No, compulsion never wears off.

I really wish they'd both just remained dead last season. All of the fan service is really starting to compromise the storytelling.

That's better than anything I could come up with— I just got mad that they didn't explain it. It reminds me of S4E1 when they didn't explain how Stefan and Elena escaped their cages. And honestly, couldn't Enzo have snapped his neck instead of shackling him? How many people have we seen break free from ropes or chains…

After the opening scene, I decided that I'm going to start watching TVD as a supernatural sitcom. It still lacks the amazingness that defined S2, but when it's funny, it's funny. And those two boys had GREAT chemistry. It hurts my heart that they haven't made out yet.

I fu . . .

Your FACE doesn't know what to say!

Your FACE is a fruit that fought with two flamingos!

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Um . . . I saw the Zombeavers preview? It was funny-ish?

Marry Stiles, Eff Derek, Kill twins

Mastrabulated?

So . . . what happened to Elena's spirit? Did she not pass through Katherine? Is she still hiding in her body somewhere?

I agree on the blood thing. It was my first thought.

hahaha funny 'cause you're following me. Take your own advice.

My ear was all congested, so I took some of SatelliteHimternet's cold medication. Now I'm so hyped up on pseudo I feel like an extra on Breaking Bad.