He lied to Caroline in S2 when he was spying on her for her mom.

Better Call Sal . . . . vatore Attack Prevention Solutions!

Totally. And it's not like Stefan told her about his Rippah days until they'd been dating for a while. She knew what she was getting into, but like always, she's bothered by deaths that impact the people she knows more than anonymous deaths.

HUSH. If you speak her name, she may appear.

No, I'm thinking Enzo now craves vamp blood. They developed the stuff they gave Jesse by experimenting on Enzo, after all. There's still the Augustine Vampire who killed Megan at the beginning— could have been another test subject, or she could have been a vampire drinking vervain to build up an immunity to it.…

B-. The only part of the Damon reveal I had an issue with was that he killed someone over the summer. The supernatural experimentation stuff has been done before, but I liked their little blood-drinking plot and Damon's breakout. Plus, Katherine. Plus, ENZO. This would have been a C- if it weren't for those eyes and…

It just would have worked so much better to have him be all killy in S1 because the Augustine society made him hate the Founding Families even more. They could have had him kill Sarah right before he returned to Mystic Falls. There are so many better ways to integrate this story into the TVD mythology.

I thought you liked it because of SatHim's musical stylings.

Yeah, those things. I forgot what they were called. The best one, if you ever come across it, is called "Squatters." It's all about Israel and Satan's creation of the Roman Catholic Church.

I will upvote you now on principle!

I'm still hoping for this, especially if Elijah keeps giving her spells from Mama Original's grimoire. And if she manages to contact Esther, surely she would have all the help she needs.

I read an interview with Danielle Pineda where she said that Sophie might just turn into an elder herself now that TOKEN BLACK WITCH #23 is dead. Davina is by no means out of danger now. Both of you are absolutely right that she should just ask Marcel.

Apparently, people disagree with this enough to downvote it. I want you to know I upvoted you partly because I agree with you and partly because downvotes are idiotic.

It's always edgy when you need to use ampersands and asterisks!

I had the same thought, so I'm glad you brought this up.

I don't even OWN a royals!

They really are the liberal equivalent of Chick Lit pamphlets.

Blacks are not a monolith, but the monolith in 2001 is black!

I've only seen that video once, but given all the teen vampire movie references in it, I thought she was making fun of the media in general. And there's nothing in the line quoted above that you wouldn't find in, like, a Kesha song.

I still find it sad that despite all of these efforts, she still appears neither sexy nor rebellious.