And that is why Professor Shane will show up at some point this season, shocking us all.

That's what I was referring to!

Filipino food is the best. My friend made lumpia for me last week, it was like biting into a piece of crunchy heaven.

I still don't get that. Don't the feathers get stuck in their teeth? Are the bones hard or just gristle-ey?

I like them. I got some salted duck eggs recently, but they aren't as good.

Why are you eating the eggs on their own? It's pretty standard to serve them with something bland— jook or even a bowl of rice. That helps to distribute the flavor and make the texture less grody.

The issue, from what I can tell, is that the only reasons the main characters are tied to the whole Silas plot are:

Other stuff:

OMG, REALLY? THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE THING! YOU MAKE SO MUCH MONEY THAT YOUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN CONSISTS OF COMMENT-SPAM, SO I CAN TELL YOUR COMPANY IS COMPLETELY LEGIT! TELL US MORE, COMMENTER WHO IS PROBABLY NOT A BOT! TELL US MORE!

1. I REALLY miss the days when I couldn't predict anything on this show. I enjoyed this episode a lot, but I sort of ruined the BIG REVEAL for myself by guessing Amara was a. alive and b. the anchor. Blow my mind, TVD.

It's certainly funnier than LAST season.

His knock-knock joke was a lot funnier than it should have been thanks to Wesley's always-perfect delivery.

Because plot!

Jude Law works there!

No, you don't. Nobody does.

Don't we all do that, though?

Well, the production quality on LW 6 was pretty high. Did you see the umbrella factory?

I wish you were joking, but I get the impression you're dead serious. I'm sorry.

All while under-serving their TWO existing female characters. Oh, and the show is named for one of them!

"above average at best"? She sounds HIDEOUS!