Janelle Monae: Cold War
TV on the Radio: DLZ

Liked because someone downvoted this. Who the fuck downvotes such an innocuous opinion?

My boobs are the last thing to shrink when I lose weight, which sucks, since only reason I'd want to lose weight is to decrease my boob size.

That link doesn't work. Are you talking about the bras by boob SHAPE? Because that's either the best or worst thing ever.

I have never been more attracted to you. CHEMISTRY EYES.

Qriracha has me chortling.

Yeah, I feel like I'd be too fixated on what it looks like, which means I'd probably bounce a lot less enthusiastically and give one of those porny blowjobs that don't actually feel good.

Hooray for houses! I'm so happy for you and your kidlet!

She's 25? Wow, I would have guessed 33. Those makeup artists don't know what they're doing.

Now, now. We all know that Cami is the least interesting character on the show. NEVER FORGET.

All the romance is leaving me cold. Bex and Marcel had those hot flashbacks; now all their scenes consist of dumb sniping that makes Bex look like a stalker weirdo.

I kind of hope this happens. There's no drama if Marcel can't kill Klaus without repercussions. Obviously neither of them are going to die because Plec can't stand to see hot, charismatic guys die, but for the sake of the show, we need to see the possibility.

But TVD has done other episodes where people are more-or-less static. Katerina comes to mind— Nina Dobrev sitting down and talking to Nina Dobrev, no immediate stakes, but it completely changed the dynamic of the show and offered a lot of exposition. More importantly, it explained everything that had been going on…

That's true, but they've committed to her; they need to either kill her off or make her relevant.

-Same!

This wasn't a perfect episode, but I like it a lot more than that terrible infodump we had on TVD a few weeks ago. Why? Because it reversed my expectations. Framing the witches as the bad guys completely shakes up the dynamic of the show. It justifies all the Marcel-love and even makes it easy to understand why he was…

I HOPE they don't do Expression again. It had to be 12 of each last season, so killing 4 girls doesn't quite line up. But it does make me wonder if there was a werewolf massacre between the human one and the witch sacrifice.

I still don't really get why a priest (not even a bishop or something) is a leader of humans, but he did come off a lot better in this episode. I think it would have been more fun if they went with a slimy politicians, but whatever. At least this sort of brings Cami into the fold?

I had the same thought! What if they slap the mosquitoes? Will they turn into bloodsucking parasites who are immoral and stuff? If a frog eats a vampire-mosquito and dies, will we get vamp-frogs? Oh, the possibilities!

You know me so well!