Wow, that sounds really, really moronic. I'll bet he was into CBT.

LOTION EYES.

I find all the Clinton nostalgia even weirder. I don't think he was horrific, but he certainly wasn't exemplary.

I'm trying to remember what happened when she found Davina. I think this week Elijah just stopped her with dreams. Not sure now.

Congratulations!

"penis."

I remain convinced that the vampires will be working together against the witches at some point, but vamps v. witches is a pretty boring premise. I'd like it very much if the priest is there to shake things up.

I THINK she's supposed to be maybe 3 or 4 months along. Not that time matters on these shows at ALL, but whatever. Considering both she and the baby have supernatural healing abilities, it seems unlikely that anything could go wrong anyway, apart from the baby being evil, which I believe we suspected from the…

Frogs are actually carbon-based. Read a book!

That's a reasonable assumption, though it's sad that she doesn't have enough time to make new guy friends.

This kind of explains the dynamic between my mother and me.

DEAR SAVAGE FROG,

Of course they don't. They don't want to further burden their loved ones and they don't want to be convinced not to do it.

The A.V. Club

Now you're just bragging. You stop that. It makes me feel like I haven't caused permanent damage to your self-esteem.

"I clipped my toenails in the bathroom instead of in the living room. Why doesn't my girlfriend initiate sex, like, ever?"

EEW. Baby oil smells like babies. Why would anyone want to smell like a baby?

I think snooping in general is just wrong. I've never looked at a boyfriend's browser history, email, text messages (unless he was driving and asked me to reply) or anything personal. It implies a lack of trust and insecurity in the relationship. To me, that's a way bigger issue than the porn itself.

Nah. An ex used to threaten suicide all the time and I told him to do it already. He didn't. For all I know, he's still out there, manipulating some other lady and treating her like garbage. People like that don't change.

I think it's more that women are conditioned to be passive and to let the men do all the seducing, because sex is all about male desire. Fortunately, I wasn't conditioned properly.